1 00:00:04,807 --> 00:00:06,291 Keys, keys, keys! 2 00:00:09,048 --> 00:00:11,565 There they are. Thank you. 3 00:00:13,289 --> 00:00:15,598 All right, so you'll give them to me when you're ready. 4 00:00:15,736 --> 00:00:18,322 Here's a question. Did I just take a shower? 5 00:00:18,460 --> 00:00:19,701 What? You were just in there. 6 00:00:19,839 --> 00:00:21,976 I was... I was fully clothed, 7 00:00:22,114 --> 00:00:23,459 and then I don't remember, 8 00:00:23,596 --> 00:00:25,356 and then, fully clothed with, like, dripping. 9 00:00:25,803 --> 00:00:26,940 Are you okay? 10 00:00:27,078 --> 00:00:28,561 I'm just so exhausted. 11 00:00:28,699 --> 00:00:31,043 I got this bruise on my thigh. I don't understand. 12 00:00:31,181 --> 00:00:32,594 Mm-mm. So what you're saying is 13 00:00:32,732 --> 00:00:35,353 you're not able to go to disco night at my office. 14 00:00:35,491 --> 00:00:36,904 Oh, you know what, sweetie? 15 00:00:37,042 --> 00:00:39,042 Have you not read a paper in the last 20 years? 16 00:00:39,179 --> 00:00:40,593 You know, disco is dead. 17 00:00:40,730 --> 00:00:42,558 That's incorrect. It was dead. Now it's back. 18 00:00:42,696 --> 00:00:44,040 It's having a whole retro thing. 19 00:00:44,178 --> 00:00:46,538 I'm aware of that. I'm saying the retro thing. Dead already. 20 00:00:47,384 --> 00:00:49,970 No, it's not. Come on, come on, dance with me. 21 00:00:51,383 --> 00:00:52,625 What is that? 22 00:00:52,763 --> 00:00:54,359 Don't you remember John Travolta, the movie? 23 00:00:54,383 --> 00:00:57,382 Come on, you remember with the... come on! 24 00:00:57,520 --> 00:00:58,726 I don't know... Dance with me. 25 00:00:58,864 --> 00:01:00,830 I don't dance. That's because you don't dance. 26 00:01:00,968 --> 00:01:02,081 If you dance, then you dance, 27 00:01:02,105 --> 00:01:03,760 but you don't dance, so you don't dance. 28 00:01:03,898 --> 00:01:06,966 Say dance one more time, we get a free hat. 29 00:01:09,724 --> 00:01:11,690 That's quite an arm on that little girl. 30 00:01:12,930 --> 00:01:14,010 If you'd just dance with me, 31 00:01:14,034 --> 00:01:15,034 I'd quit hounding you. 32 00:01:15,171 --> 00:01:17,929 Ow! My lungs hurt. Can that be? 33 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:19,412 Hey, there. 34 00:01:19,481 --> 00:01:20,963 Ho, there. Hi, Nat. 35 00:01:21,101 --> 00:01:24,376 There he is. Hey there, Murray Callander, queen of pies. 36 00:01:24,514 --> 00:01:26,134 Hey they, Murray Lou Retton. 37 00:01:26,273 --> 00:01:27,996 Sweetie, you find the keys? 38 00:01:28,133 --> 00:01:29,133 Honey? 39 00:01:30,547 --> 00:01:32,305 Paul! Paul! 40 00:01:32,443 --> 00:01:33,856 I'm up! I'm up! 41 00:01:33,994 --> 00:01:36,615 Oh, my god. Did you just fall asleep on the floor? 42 00:01:36,753 --> 00:01:38,166 So, what is that, a bad thing? 43 00:01:38,304 --> 00:01:40,579 You poor thing. You're exhausted. 44 00:01:40,717 --> 00:01:42,338 This is what I'm saying. 45 00:01:42,476 --> 00:01:45,061 What are you, you caught the insomnia bug there, Mr. Buchman? 46 00:01:45,198 --> 00:01:47,198 No. It's the weirdest thing. 47 00:01:47,337 --> 00:01:49,577 I fall asleep. I'm sleeping, but then I wake up. 48 00:01:49,715 --> 00:01:50,921 I'm so tired. 49 00:01:51,059 --> 00:01:52,899 Huh... You know you could have, you could have, 50 00:01:52,956 --> 00:01:54,369 a touch of the Apnea. 51 00:01:55,266 --> 00:01:56,266 What's that? 52 00:01:56,335 --> 00:01:57,335 The apnea. 53 00:01:57,472 --> 00:01:58,541 Sleep apnea? 54 00:01:58,679 --> 00:02:00,850 Yeah. It's when you stop breathing in your sleep 55 00:02:00,988 --> 00:02:02,574 for very short little periods of time. 56 00:02:02,712 --> 00:02:04,747 Jeez, it makes for a very restless night. 57 00:02:04,884 --> 00:02:06,815 I know this 'cause my mammy was afflicted. 58 00:02:06,953 --> 00:02:09,608 Poor thing, she used to wake up in the wee hours of the morning, 59 00:02:09,745 --> 00:02:11,365 snorting like a sea lion. 60 00:02:11,641 --> 00:02:12,641 Really? 61 00:02:12,745 --> 00:02:13,745 So sorry. 62 00:02:13,847 --> 00:02:15,985 Ahh! You know what we did, though? 63 00:02:16,123 --> 00:02:17,915 We took her to a sleep clinic. 64 00:02:18,053 --> 00:02:19,306 They had her spend the night there. 65 00:02:19,330 --> 00:02:20,450 They ran a battery of tests. 66 00:02:20,501 --> 00:02:21,536 They fixed her right up. 67 00:02:21,674 --> 00:02:22,845 You think I got the apnea? 68 00:02:22,983 --> 00:02:24,673 I'm sure you're fine. 69 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:27,304 And if it'll make you feel better, we'll take you to a sleep clinic. 70 00:02:27,328 --> 00:02:28,913 Really? Get you all rested up 71 00:02:29,051 --> 00:02:30,810 and ready for disco night. 72 00:02:30,947 --> 00:02:31,947 Can't wait. 73 00:02:33,498 --> 00:02:35,222 Ever see that movie there, Nat? With the... 74 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:37,291 Oh, sure. Yeah. 75 00:02:37,428 --> 00:02:39,577 Mr. Buchman, you mind if I pick your brain there for a second? 76 00:02:39,601 --> 00:02:41,507 Metaphorically speaking, of course. Sure, go ahead. 77 00:02:41,531 --> 00:02:43,220 It's about a girl. 78 00:02:44,358 --> 00:02:45,358 Really? 79 00:02:45,462 --> 00:02:46,564 Yeah. Why? 80 00:02:46,702 --> 00:02:48,977 No, I just... no, no, go ahead, go ahead. 81 00:02:50,392 --> 00:02:51,529 Go ahead. 82 00:02:51,667 --> 00:02:53,587 It's somebody that you know quite well, actually. 83 00:02:53,667 --> 00:02:54,976 It's someone to whom I've formed 84 00:02:55,114 --> 00:02:56,631 quite a little attachment. 85 00:02:56,769 --> 00:03:00,217 Oh, oh, oh, Nat, Nat, all right. 86 00:03:00,354 --> 00:03:05,078 Let me see if I can explain this to you gently, but thoroughly. 87 00:03:05,215 --> 00:03:06,904 Mrs. Buchman and I are married. Okay? 88 00:03:07,042 --> 00:03:10,352 Oh, no, no, gee, Mr. Buchman, no! Come on, please! 89 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:12,765 Jeez, I'm talking about your baby-sitter. 90 00:03:12,903 --> 00:03:14,420 Oh, Arley? 91 00:03:14,558 --> 00:03:17,006 Arley, yes, yes. I kinda, 92 00:03:17,144 --> 00:03:19,626 I just think she's sweeter than a gooseberry pie. 93 00:03:21,005 --> 00:03:23,074 Yeah, she's a gooseberry. She is. 94 00:03:23,211 --> 00:03:24,900 Thing is, I'm in a state here, Mr. Buchman. 95 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,624 I can't stop thinking about her. 96 00:03:26,762 --> 00:03:28,037 It's affecting my work. 97 00:03:28,175 --> 00:03:29,279 That's no good. 98 00:03:29,417 --> 00:03:31,210 Just yesterday, I'm out walking Murray, 99 00:03:31,347 --> 00:03:33,174 I accidentally, I left one of his offerings 100 00:03:33,313 --> 00:03:34,673 right there in front of Bagel Nosh. 101 00:03:36,864 --> 00:03:38,897 Listen, don't blame yourself. 102 00:03:39,035 --> 00:03:42,242 Listen, even Willie Mays couldn't catch them all. 103 00:03:42,380 --> 00:03:44,413 The thing is, Arley, she's not like the girls 104 00:03:44,551 --> 00:03:45,931 that I'm used to courting there. 105 00:03:46,068 --> 00:03:49,241 I see. What type of girls are you used to courting there, Nat? 106 00:03:49,378 --> 00:03:50,929 Well, debutantes mostly. 107 00:03:52,860 --> 00:03:53,860 Debutantes? 108 00:03:53,998 --> 00:03:56,377 Mostly, yeah. Debutantes, socialites. 109 00:03:56,515 --> 00:03:58,239 The dogs I walk, they tend to, 110 00:03:58,376 --> 00:04:00,789 they tend to travel in some pretty heady social circles. 111 00:04:00,927 --> 00:04:03,134 Sure. Probably poopin' in front of the Ritz. 112 00:04:03,892 --> 00:04:05,098 The thing is these women, 113 00:04:05,237 --> 00:04:06,477 they ask me out. 114 00:04:06,615 --> 00:04:08,175 You know, they take me places. I'm busy. 115 00:04:08,201 --> 00:04:09,481 I'm along for the ride, you know. 116 00:04:09,615 --> 00:04:11,442 I don't know, I think I'm like, spoiled. 117 00:04:11,580 --> 00:04:13,269 I think I've become complacent with it. 118 00:04:13,407 --> 00:04:16,337 It's like I'm a girl toy, if you will. 119 00:04:18,303 --> 00:04:19,303 You're a girl toy? 120 00:04:19,372 --> 00:04:21,061 If you will, yeah, you know, uh, 121 00:04:21,198 --> 00:04:22,450 the thing with Arley, though is, 122 00:04:22,474 --> 00:04:24,680 with her, I'd have to do the asking. 123 00:04:24,818 --> 00:04:27,990 I'm just... I'm as scared as a chihuahua on Christmas morning here. 124 00:04:29,576 --> 00:04:31,300 Point is, I'm scared. You're scared? 125 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:33,798 It's a very frightening thing. I remember very, very clearly 126 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:35,929 asking Judy Findler to the sixth-grade square dance. 127 00:04:35,953 --> 00:04:37,126 But you know what? 128 00:04:37,264 --> 00:04:38,264 You did it anyway. 129 00:04:38,367 --> 00:04:40,056 Did it anyway. I sucked it up 130 00:04:40,194 --> 00:04:42,021 and I walked over to her at lunch, and I, 131 00:04:42,159 --> 00:04:44,279 and I asked her like a man and you know what happened? 132 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:45,400 She said yes. 133 00:04:45,538 --> 00:04:47,848 No, she said "no." She scoffed. 134 00:04:47,986 --> 00:04:51,398 She mocked me. She mocked me, and she told her friends, 135 00:04:51,536 --> 00:04:53,122 and her friends mocked me. 136 00:04:53,260 --> 00:04:55,329 They did a whole skit about it at talent night. 137 00:04:55,466 --> 00:04:58,879 It was... well into high school before people stopped mocking me 138 00:04:59,017 --> 00:05:00,672 about walking over to Judy Findler. 139 00:05:00,810 --> 00:05:02,154 Oy. Yeah. 140 00:05:03,258 --> 00:05:04,578 So if you don't want to ask a woman out, 141 00:05:04,602 --> 00:05:06,877 just don't, because they'll kill you, these people. 142 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:08,946 They're killers. You just, you know, lay back. 143 00:05:09,084 --> 00:05:10,705 Let her come to you. 144 00:05:10,843 --> 00:05:12,635 So you're saying I should stay. 145 00:05:13,049 --> 00:05:15,324 Just stay. Stay. 146 00:05:15,462 --> 00:05:16,462 Stay. Stay. 147 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:18,461 That's good. Good, Nat. 148 00:05:18,599 --> 00:05:20,978 Because I'll tell you, sometimes, 149 00:05:21,116 --> 00:05:24,598 sometimes doing nothing is the most anything a man can do. 150 00:05:25,529 --> 00:05:26,804 You're like a wise old tree. 151 00:05:26,942 --> 00:05:28,079 I get that a lot. 152 00:05:31,941 --> 00:05:34,251 Ira, are you coming to bed? 153 00:05:34,389 --> 00:05:35,699 Just a second, baby. 154 00:05:38,181 --> 00:05:41,353 First, we are going to do a little mirror adjustment. 155 00:05:43,938 --> 00:05:45,500 Figure we'd at least try something new, you know. 156 00:05:45,524 --> 00:05:46,834 Take a little peek at ourselves. 157 00:05:48,144 --> 00:05:52,695 Okay, Barbara, I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 100. 158 00:05:52,833 --> 00:05:53,833 Seven. 159 00:05:53,936 --> 00:05:55,281 That's it! 160 00:05:58,073 --> 00:05:59,073 Oh! 161 00:06:06,244 --> 00:06:07,244 Oh, my god! 162 00:06:07,312 --> 00:06:08,450 What's wrong? 163 00:06:08,588 --> 00:06:09,794 I look like that? 164 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:14,208 It was the most horrifying thing I ever saw. 165 00:06:16,104 --> 00:06:17,310 You having sex. 166 00:06:17,448 --> 00:06:18,448 Yes. 167 00:06:18,517 --> 00:06:19,861 It was like watching a sick walrus 168 00:06:19,999 --> 00:06:21,378 trying to climb over a rock. 169 00:06:23,964 --> 00:06:27,343 Ira, you're so far from a walrus. 170 00:06:27,481 --> 00:06:29,756 I am all flanks and pale skin. 171 00:06:29,894 --> 00:06:31,445 I'm telling you, I have no ass. 172 00:06:31,583 --> 00:06:32,893 All right? 173 00:06:33,031 --> 00:06:34,720 It's like, at some point my back, 174 00:06:34,858 --> 00:06:37,030 it just kinda... it becomes the top of my legs. 175 00:06:38,168 --> 00:06:39,616 I should never be naked. 176 00:06:39,754 --> 00:06:41,822 And when I am, I should lie perfectly still. 177 00:06:45,304 --> 00:06:46,383 What's the matter with you? 178 00:06:46,407 --> 00:06:48,200 I think I got the apnea. 179 00:06:48,683 --> 00:06:50,269 The sleep apnea? 180 00:06:50,407 --> 00:06:52,796 Yeah, yeah. I go to sleep, I wake up, I just don't feel like... 181 00:06:52,820 --> 00:06:54,612 What are you doing, throwing out books? 182 00:06:54,750 --> 00:06:55,784 Yeah, dirty books. 183 00:06:55,922 --> 00:06:56,957 Why? 184 00:06:57,094 --> 00:06:58,439 I told you I am done with sex 185 00:06:58,577 --> 00:06:59,690 and everything having to do with it. 186 00:06:59,714 --> 00:07:01,266 You're not done with sex. 187 00:07:01,404 --> 00:07:03,748 Paulie, I am so done with sex, you have no idea. 188 00:07:03,886 --> 00:07:04,886 You just started. 189 00:07:04,989 --> 00:07:06,368 I'm done with it. You're not done. 190 00:07:06,506 --> 00:07:08,026 Would you stop telling me I'm not done! 191 00:07:08,057 --> 00:07:10,264 Listen, nobody looks good having sex. 192 00:07:10,402 --> 00:07:12,987 What, are you crazy? Women, they look great having sex. 193 00:07:13,815 --> 00:07:14,918 Okay, but only them. 194 00:07:16,159 --> 00:07:18,090 I mean... what, you're throwing out videotapes? 195 00:07:18,228 --> 00:07:19,538 Yeah, filthy videos. 196 00:07:19,676 --> 00:07:21,547 I see, because you're done with sex. That's right. 197 00:07:21,571 --> 00:07:23,537 Hey, hey, hey, That's a copy of Buchman. 198 00:07:23,675 --> 00:07:25,053 Yeah, I know. I taped over it. 199 00:07:27,363 --> 00:07:28,743 Let me ask you a question. What? 200 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:30,787 How much time of your life do you think you spend 201 00:07:30,811 --> 00:07:32,328 actually having sex? 202 00:07:32,466 --> 00:07:35,465 I don't know. Maybe 10% of the time. 203 00:07:35,603 --> 00:07:37,603 Okay. And what about thinking about sex? 204 00:07:38,568 --> 00:07:39,947 Uh, 40%. 205 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:43,049 Okay, and then angling for sex? 206 00:07:43,188 --> 00:07:44,842 Paulie, what are you saying to me? 207 00:07:44,980 --> 00:07:47,117 I'm saying without sex, what are you? 208 00:07:47,256 --> 00:07:48,807 You're a guy in an empty apartment. 209 00:07:50,634 --> 00:07:52,462 What is that? 210 00:07:53,047 --> 00:07:54,150 3%. 211 00:07:56,046 --> 00:07:57,563 You can't cut sex out of your life. 212 00:07:57,701 --> 00:08:00,184 Without sex, what are you going to do with your time? 213 00:08:00,322 --> 00:08:03,286 I don't know. Chess? Bonsai gardening? 214 00:08:03,424 --> 00:08:06,010 Bonsai... okay, what do you do with this? 215 00:08:06,148 --> 00:08:07,183 What do you think? 216 00:08:16,042 --> 00:08:17,490 Hey, Arley. Hey, Jamie. 217 00:08:17,628 --> 00:08:18,662 How's my little girl? 218 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:19,800 Very chatty today. 219 00:08:19,903 --> 00:08:20,903 Hi. 220 00:08:21,007 --> 00:08:22,455 Jamie, can I ask you a question? 221 00:08:22,593 --> 00:08:24,179 Sure. It's about Nat. 222 00:08:24,317 --> 00:08:25,764 Oh, the answer is yes. 223 00:08:25,902 --> 00:08:27,694 What? He always wears the jacket. 224 00:08:27,832 --> 00:08:29,280 No, no, no, that's not what I meant. 225 00:08:29,418 --> 00:08:31,522 What I want to say, how should I put this? 226 00:08:31,660 --> 00:08:33,866 Do you think Nat is, um, eccentric? 227 00:08:34,004 --> 00:08:35,659 What do you mean, eccentric? 228 00:08:35,796 --> 00:08:38,356 Well, not eccentric like he thinks he's a carton of orange juice. 229 00:08:41,657 --> 00:08:42,795 Not that kind of eccentric. 230 00:08:42,933 --> 00:08:45,553 No, but eccentric like the guy who does think 231 00:08:45,690 --> 00:08:46,839 he's a carton of orange juice, 232 00:08:46,863 --> 00:08:48,001 Nat would buy him lunch. 233 00:08:48,138 --> 00:08:51,000 He's exactly that kind of eccentric. 234 00:08:51,138 --> 00:08:52,655 And that's a good kind of eccentric. 235 00:08:52,793 --> 00:08:55,688 Very good. So, I'm not crazy for liking him, right? 236 00:08:55,826 --> 00:08:58,619 Do you mean liking him, liking him? Yeah. 237 00:08:58,756 --> 00:09:00,136 Oh, my god, no! 238 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:03,377 Oh, Nat's the sweetest guy in the world. This is great news. 239 00:09:03,515 --> 00:09:05,410 So good. So, I'm just going to seduce him. 240 00:09:06,238 --> 00:09:08,203 Whoa, what? 241 00:09:08,341 --> 00:09:10,271 Well, I mean not just yet. I mean eventually. 242 00:09:10,409 --> 00:09:11,489 I'll ask him out to dinner. 243 00:09:11,547 --> 00:09:13,109 No, no, Arley, Arley, Nat's shy. Very shy. 244 00:09:13,133 --> 00:09:14,926 No, no, Arley, don't ask. Don't ask. 245 00:09:15,063 --> 00:09:16,994 So, no. No, no, no, no, no. 246 00:09:17,132 --> 00:09:18,890 Oh, well, I'll be gentle. 247 00:09:19,028 --> 00:09:21,338 I'm sure you would, but, Arley, 248 00:09:21,476 --> 00:09:24,095 think of Nat, sort of like a stray dog. 249 00:09:24,234 --> 00:09:25,578 Okay. 250 00:09:25,716 --> 00:09:27,612 If you rush him, he'll run away. 251 00:09:27,750 --> 00:09:28,956 I see. 252 00:09:29,094 --> 00:09:31,991 But if you stand at a safe, comfortable distance, 253 00:09:32,128 --> 00:09:34,645 maybe with your hand extended just a little bit, 254 00:09:35,817 --> 00:09:37,679 offering your face for him to smell. 255 00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:40,540 He'll come running right at you. 256 00:09:40,678 --> 00:09:42,299 This is a metaphor, right? 257 00:09:42,437 --> 00:09:43,884 Well... No. Yeah, yeah. 258 00:09:53,020 --> 00:09:55,399 All right, Mr. Buchman, 259 00:09:55,537 --> 00:09:59,502 now, I'll be watching and recording you on that video camera, 260 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:03,053 so why don't you just lie back and get some sleep? 261 00:10:03,190 --> 00:10:05,638 Okay, I will try. 262 00:10:05,776 --> 00:10:07,407 I gotta say, I've never had this much space. 263 00:10:07,431 --> 00:10:08,638 I usually have a wife. 264 00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:09,982 Well, 265 00:10:11,326 --> 00:10:13,430 we have something for you. 266 00:10:18,945 --> 00:10:20,600 Meet Betsy. 267 00:10:20,738 --> 00:10:21,944 What do you mean Betsy? 268 00:10:22,910 --> 00:10:24,117 Or Bob. 269 00:10:25,978 --> 00:10:28,667 Depending on your... orientation. 270 00:10:37,390 --> 00:10:39,148 Let's say Betsy. 271 00:10:39,286 --> 00:10:41,251 You know, I know it's not very scientific, 272 00:10:41,389 --> 00:10:43,871 but, um, we find it does the trick. 273 00:10:44,008 --> 00:10:45,008 I bet it does. 274 00:10:45,147 --> 00:10:47,112 Yes, she's helped me 275 00:10:47,249 --> 00:10:49,525 through some pretty tough times. 276 00:10:51,180 --> 00:10:53,490 I recall a drizzly Halloween night just a few months... 277 00:10:53,628 --> 00:10:54,628 You know what, doc, 278 00:10:56,006 --> 00:10:57,799 I don't need all the details. 279 00:10:57,936 --> 00:10:59,316 Oh, all righty. 280 00:10:59,453 --> 00:11:02,281 Well, you should get some sleep. 281 00:11:02,419 --> 00:11:03,832 Yes. 282 00:11:06,072 --> 00:11:07,280 Good night, Mr. Buchman. 283 00:11:07,418 --> 00:11:09,142 Good night to you, doctor. 284 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:12,141 Good night, Betsy. 285 00:11:17,484 --> 00:11:19,862 Betsy, Betsy says goodnight. 286 00:11:27,206 --> 00:11:30,206 Don't take this personally, Betsy, but, 287 00:11:30,344 --> 00:11:32,928 he's a big nut job, your little doctor friend. 288 00:11:34,239 --> 00:11:35,594 I'd like to know what kind of medical school 289 00:11:35,618 --> 00:11:37,169 waved him on through. 290 00:11:54,992 --> 00:11:56,200 You know what? Come here, you. 291 00:12:10,748 --> 00:12:13,850 You see, I'm sleeping like a baby. 292 00:12:13,988 --> 00:12:15,334 You both look very peaceful. 293 00:12:15,471 --> 00:12:17,987 Right. Which is why the doctor suspects 294 00:12:18,126 --> 00:12:20,263 that you may be the one with the apnea. 295 00:12:20,401 --> 00:12:22,159 Sleep apnea, not "the" apnea. 296 00:12:22,297 --> 00:12:25,227 All right, whatever. My, not sleeping may well be because of you. 297 00:12:25,365 --> 00:12:27,203 The plague. The black death. I understand. Okay. 298 00:12:27,227 --> 00:12:29,100 All right, it's apnea. You don't say "the" apnea. 299 00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:31,399 So it's apnea, but your restless sleep 300 00:12:31,537 --> 00:12:32,984 may be giving me restless sleep, 301 00:12:33,123 --> 00:12:34,408 which is why I think we should really check it out. 302 00:12:34,432 --> 00:12:35,914 I'm fine. 303 00:12:36,052 --> 00:12:37,431 Why don't we let the doctor decide? 304 00:12:37,569 --> 00:12:39,982 Same doctors who put you in bed with a wooden doll? 305 00:12:40,121 --> 00:12:43,120 Foam. Foam. All right? Betsy is made of foam. 306 00:12:43,981 --> 00:12:45,120 Who? 307 00:12:45,258 --> 00:12:46,740 Be... doesn't matter, but... 308 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:49,480 Just, I think you should go. 309 00:12:49,567 --> 00:12:51,463 Fine. I will go to the clinic. 310 00:12:51,601 --> 00:12:53,187 Thank you. 311 00:12:53,325 --> 00:12:54,876 Why would you say she looks wooden? 312 00:13:12,665 --> 00:13:14,147 Man, I wish I was having sex. 313 00:13:20,077 --> 00:13:21,801 What do you bring to a sleep clinic? 314 00:13:21,939 --> 00:13:24,041 Just the bags under your eyes. 315 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,524 I don't have bags under my eyes. 316 00:13:26,662 --> 00:13:27,938 Then you can pack light. 317 00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:29,420 Okay if I get a dove bar? 318 00:13:29,558 --> 00:13:30,678 Sure. Please, help yourself. 319 00:13:30,799 --> 00:13:32,079 Our dove bars are your dove bars. 320 00:13:33,316 --> 00:13:35,660 I got it. Ow, now I think I hurt my coccyx. 321 00:13:35,798 --> 00:13:38,142 Oh-oh. Hey, Nat. 322 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:39,659 Hey, there. Ho, there. 323 00:13:39,797 --> 00:13:41,831 Hi, Nat. Could you just excuse me one second? 324 00:13:41,968 --> 00:13:43,176 Sure. 325 00:13:43,314 --> 00:13:44,520 Nat's here! 326 00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:48,864 Listen, just remember, 327 00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:51,588 be loose, be cool, be Nat. 328 00:13:51,725 --> 00:13:53,690 Roger and Wilko. 329 00:13:53,828 --> 00:13:57,000 Just remember, deep inside, every woman is a debutante. 330 00:13:57,138 --> 00:13:59,724 You know, sit down. Let her come to you. 331 00:13:59,861 --> 00:14:02,137 Absolutely, and ya betcha. 332 00:14:03,516 --> 00:14:05,309 Just remember, stay. 333 00:14:05,447 --> 00:14:07,102 Stay. Stay. 334 00:14:07,239 --> 00:14:09,273 Remember, let him come to you. Got it. 335 00:14:43,059 --> 00:14:44,059 Well. Okay. 336 00:14:44,162 --> 00:14:45,162 Tick-tock. We should go. 337 00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:46,580 Sleepy sleepy. Have fun, you two. 338 00:14:46,609 --> 00:14:48,161 Have fun. No pressure, but have fun. 339 00:15:01,261 --> 00:15:04,743 This may sound strange, but you look good. 340 00:15:06,433 --> 00:15:09,018 I would so much rather be at disco night. 341 00:15:09,157 --> 00:15:10,466 It'll be all right. 342 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:17,637 What, are you kidding me? I'm sorry. 343 00:15:19,154 --> 00:15:20,754 I thought it would help you get to sleep. 344 00:15:20,808 --> 00:15:22,188 I don't need help getting to sleep, 345 00:15:22,325 --> 00:15:23,774 which is why I don't need to be here. 346 00:15:23,912 --> 00:15:26,072 All right, come on, it's just for one night, all right? 347 00:15:26,187 --> 00:15:27,187 Can I have the dummy? 348 00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:31,323 What do you need her for? 349 00:15:32,289 --> 00:15:33,736 'Cause I want it. 350 00:15:37,184 --> 00:15:38,464 First of all, her name is Betsy. 351 00:15:40,184 --> 00:15:41,704 Is there something you want to tell me? 352 00:15:41,735 --> 00:15:43,045 Just... here. 353 00:16:11,074 --> 00:16:13,694 Well, gesundheit and god bless you there. 354 00:16:15,211 --> 00:16:16,658 If I may. 355 00:16:16,796 --> 00:16:17,968 Thank you. 356 00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:25,001 Well, I guess I'm about done here. 357 00:16:27,242 --> 00:16:29,966 I'm, uh... I'm gonna get going. 358 00:16:30,103 --> 00:16:31,345 Okay. 359 00:16:31,483 --> 00:16:33,999 Just, uh, gonna head on back to my place 360 00:16:34,137 --> 00:16:38,550 and, uh, I'm gonna, I'm just gonna lay low. 361 00:16:40,412 --> 00:16:43,514 And I'll just be here letting things happen when they happen. 362 00:16:43,652 --> 00:16:44,927 If they should happen. 363 00:16:47,651 --> 00:16:48,995 Okay, then, well, um, 364 00:16:49,892 --> 00:16:50,932 well, I'll see you around. 365 00:16:52,030 --> 00:16:53,030 Bye, Nat. 366 00:16:53,098 --> 00:16:54,202 Bye-bye. 367 00:17:03,269 --> 00:17:04,429 You know what I think, Arley? 368 00:17:04,475 --> 00:17:06,175 I think you're sweeter than a gooseberry pie. 369 00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:07,347 And I know I'm not supposed to say that, 370 00:17:07,371 --> 00:17:08,853 but I feel it's my duty to say that, 371 00:17:08,991 --> 00:17:10,863 'cause if I should die tomorrow, I think you should know 372 00:17:10,887 --> 00:17:13,060 that I think you're sweeter than a gooseberry pie. 373 00:17:15,645 --> 00:17:17,128 That's so sweet. 374 00:17:17,266 --> 00:17:20,058 It's very sweet, but I think that you're sweeter, even. 375 00:17:20,196 --> 00:17:22,402 No, I meant what you said. 376 00:17:22,540 --> 00:17:24,333 Well, I meant what I said. 377 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:27,711 No, I know. I... thank you. 378 00:17:27,849 --> 00:17:30,263 Well, you know, you deserve it. 379 00:17:30,401 --> 00:17:33,641 Okay. Well, I'm free to die now. 380 00:17:36,537 --> 00:17:37,606 Well, I'll see you around. 381 00:17:37,744 --> 00:17:38,744 Nat, wait! 382 00:17:38,846 --> 00:17:39,846 Coming back. 383 00:17:42,087 --> 00:17:43,949 Maybe you could stay a little longer 384 00:17:44,087 --> 00:17:46,362 and we could go out for a little dinner or something. 385 00:17:48,879 --> 00:17:50,096 I can maybe... I can maybe, I could. 386 00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:52,292 I can maybe... I can maybe... maybe I could. 387 00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,395 I can stay. 388 00:18:00,807 --> 00:18:01,979 So, how'd it go? 389 00:18:02,118 --> 00:18:03,772 Just perfectly fine. 390 00:18:06,978 --> 00:18:08,702 Help me! All right, all right. 391 00:18:14,011 --> 00:18:15,666 Ow! I could have done that. 392 00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:17,355 Oh, I'm sorry. 393 00:18:17,493 --> 00:18:18,941 Well... 394 00:18:19,079 --> 00:18:22,182 I think we found the source of your sleeping trouble, Mr. Buchman. 395 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:24,388 Is it the apnea? Tell me the truth. 396 00:18:24,526 --> 00:18:26,043 No, not quite. 397 00:18:26,181 --> 00:18:27,526 See? Told you so. 398 00:18:27,663 --> 00:18:29,904 Hey, hey, hey! What are you, nuts? 399 00:18:31,145 --> 00:18:32,421 I'm sorry. 400 00:18:34,248 --> 00:18:35,558 Mrs. Buchman. 401 00:18:37,213 --> 00:18:38,799 If you'll watch the tape. 402 00:18:39,832 --> 00:18:41,660 I think you'll understand. 403 00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,866 Now, this is about 2:00 in the morning 404 00:18:46,004 --> 00:18:47,624 when you're deep into REM sleep. 405 00:18:47,762 --> 00:18:49,141 Seems normal. 406 00:18:49,279 --> 00:18:51,589 Uh-huh, but watch what happens next. 407 00:18:51,727 --> 00:18:52,727 A little rustling. 408 00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:54,313 Everybody rustles sometimes. 409 00:18:54,451 --> 00:18:58,139 Notice as her sleep becomes a bit more agitated. 410 00:19:00,449 --> 00:19:01,965 Oh my god! Mental agitation! 411 00:19:02,104 --> 00:19:03,138 What am I doing? 412 00:19:04,758 --> 00:19:06,310 Oh! What is that? 413 00:19:06,448 --> 00:19:07,517 Kidney punch. 414 00:19:12,343 --> 00:19:13,929 Look at this. Why would you do that? 415 00:19:14,067 --> 00:19:15,515 I don't remember. 416 00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:21,180 What's the matter with you? 417 00:19:21,272 --> 00:19:22,478 Open hand to the head. 418 00:19:27,684 --> 00:19:30,718 And, the cranial love tap. 419 00:19:31,890 --> 00:19:33,786 Now, needless to say, 420 00:19:33,924 --> 00:19:36,958 we believe, we've found your husband's sleeping problem. 421 00:19:37,096 --> 00:19:38,544 Is that what's happening to me? 422 00:19:38,681 --> 00:19:41,716 Well, you've taken something of a pounding. Yes. 423 00:19:41,854 --> 00:19:43,071 I'm sorry. I can't accept this. 424 00:19:43,095 --> 00:19:44,302 This is an aberration. 425 00:19:44,439 --> 00:19:46,025 I would never do anything to hurt Paul. 426 00:19:46,163 --> 00:19:51,058 Mr. Buchman, have you had any unexplained bruises or body aches recently? 427 00:19:52,403 --> 00:19:53,403 Yes! 428 00:19:53,506 --> 00:19:55,575 I think this explains why. 429 00:19:55,713 --> 00:19:59,263 Why? Why would you do... why? Why would she do that? 430 00:19:59,401 --> 00:20:02,538 You can't be saying that I would do the same thing to Paul 431 00:20:02,676 --> 00:20:03,849 that I did to that dummy. 432 00:20:03,986 --> 00:20:04,986 Betsy. Betsy! 433 00:20:05,090 --> 00:20:06,124 Her name is Betsy. 434 00:20:06,262 --> 00:20:08,330 My god! For god's sake. 435 00:20:39,461 --> 00:20:41,358 Oh, you want to dance. 436 00:20:41,495 --> 00:20:43,460 All right, you want to dance? 437 00:20:43,598 --> 00:20:45,529 All right, all right, let's dance. 438 00:20:55,561 --> 00:20:56,768 Well, that's enough. 439 00:21:07,007 --> 00:21:09,179 Yeah, doc, so the reason I'm here is because 440 00:21:09,316 --> 00:21:11,558 I just... I have not been sleeping well lately. 441 00:21:11,695 --> 00:21:14,075 In fact, I think I have the apnea. 442 00:21:15,660 --> 00:21:17,728 It's called sleep apnea. 443 00:21:17,866 --> 00:21:19,176 Yeah, right, whatever. 444 00:21:19,314 --> 00:21:20,452 Where's the doll? 445 00:21:27,623 --> 00:21:29,485 Well, it's, uh, here. 446 00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:32,829 Thank you. Here we go. 447 00:21:32,966 --> 00:21:34,173 Yeah. Her name is... 448 00:21:34,311 --> 00:21:35,621 Betsy, Betsy, I know. 449 00:21:36,793 --> 00:21:38,345 Now remember, we'll be... 450 00:21:38,483 --> 00:21:39,523 Taping me with the camera. 451 00:21:39,585 --> 00:21:41,344 Can I get a copy of that? 452 00:21:43,722 --> 00:21:44,757 Yes. 453 00:21:45,481 --> 00:21:46,790 Thank you. 454 00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:51,480 Well... good night. 455 00:21:51,618 --> 00:21:52,858 Good night, doc. 456 00:21:55,306 --> 00:21:56,548 Toodle-doo. 457 00:22:01,753 --> 00:22:03,408 Heard a lot about you, Betsy.